Category Archives: Politics

The Non-Solutions of Minister Raitt

I‘VE PUBLISHED academic articles and personal essays and poetry, but a genre into which some of my best effort has gone is the Air Canada Epistolary Vituperation. Last week, in an exercise of covering one’s bases, federal Minister of Labour Lisa Raitt asked the Canada Industrial Relations Board to deliberate the question, Does Air Canada provide an essential service? Anyone who has endured Canadian air travel in the past ten years knows the answer to that one: Air Canada barely provides any services at all, and provides them poorly at that. Hence my letters of complaint at their evident indifference and inattention to customers. (I once received a boilerplate response which proved my point in the first sentence — it began, “Dear Mrs. Spear … .” )

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Tories insult veterans by defending Rob Anders, serial buffoon

Rob Anders

SURVEYING the decade and-a-half career of the Member of Parliament, Rob Anders, I become the zazillionth person to note this Member’s principled objection in 2001 to making Nelson Mandela (by his measure a terrorist and Communist) an honourary Canadian citizen. By all means, debate the tactics of the ANC amongst yourself. In more recent times the riding news section of his personal website has been rather thin, not much by way of accomplishment or effort having been reported since last June. Other than his work of defunding the CBC and rebuking the Communist regime of China — in this latter effort, he and I have something in common — Mr. Anders’s CV is notably light. In the past year he has earned headlines by falling asleep twice on the job, something he tells us is the result of a car accident.

In February, Rob Anders arrived late to a Halifax meeting with war veterans who had assembled to inform the government about homelessness and emotional unwellness among former Canadian soldiers. I’ve met and on several occasions corresponded with the one-time Canadian Lieutenant-General and present Canadian Senator, Romeo Dellaire, and from this extraordinary man I’ve learned about the reality of war and trauma and post-traumatic stress disorder as well as the many other sordid human outcomes of organized human slaughter. When people who have seen combat in Rwanda and Bosnia and Afghanistan and other such hellish places speak, it is as a general rule a time to pay attention. Mr. Anders, unfortunately, fell asleep. And when his audience and government colleagues confirmed that this was so, Mr. Anders tumbled into attack mode and tossed about paranoid and bigoted insults.

Rob Anders has been a back bencher embarrassment for over a decade now. The Conservative Party of Canada has been careful to keep him ensconced, a media-proof fence around him. Anders’s longevity appears to be principally the effect of Albertans’ sincere and bone-deep anti-Liberalism, and I suspect many conservative Calgarians would happily vote for less cockeyed and more effective representatives, if only Ottawa would allow them that option. For reasons unknown, however, the party has actively suppressed Conservative challenges to Anders, making of him a sure and comfortable candidate. A shame, that. The man is a mediocrity and, for many a Conservative voter, a hold-your-nose lesser evil. Now there’s an effort afoot to empty his Standing Committee on Veteran Affairs seat for occupation by someone who brings an active interest to the job. Amen.

By way of parting, I leave you with an observation. In February 2012, Rob Anders arrived quite late to a meeting and promptly fell asleep during a discussion of homeless veterans. In November 2011, he fell asleep in the House of Commons during a discussion of inadequate housing in Attawapiskat. In July 2011, compelled by his job to read a government announcement on funding for affordable housing, Anders registered his irritation at this federal initiative. He attached an “I’m Supportin’ Morton” button to his lapel (Morton was a Calgary politician running in a local race), and informed his audience that he would utter a catchphrase each time his speech contained something with which he was “uncomfortable.” You’d have to admire this sticking it to the boss, if it weren’t so pitiful and childish and passive-aggressive. He lacks even the courage of his convictions. After this week’s antics, Mr. Anders’s credibility is paper thin. Perhaps he should yield his committee seat to someone with demonstrated interest in, and appreciation of, the needs of Canada’s war veterans. They deserve it.

The Triumph of America’s Booboisie

WELL BEFORE THE lapsed acronym RINO (Republican In Name Only) was re-popularized by California Reaganite Celeste Greig, Barry Goldwater had taken on the Rockefeller Republican, energizing a contemporary political trajectory whose crowning achievement was announced on July 27, 1980, by journalist Henry Fairlie:

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Why Michael Sona will go down alone for the robocall scandal

LAST WEEK, Liberal leader Bob Rae warned that the federal political culture of Canada is ‘entering into a kind of Nixonian moment.’ This all-thumbs assertion lacks definite substance and grip — we’re in a kind of like, you know, moment thing — but has its use. For almost a year we’ve known of the Robocall mess, media reports having been issued since election day. Now the plot, and the rot, thicken. Here I refer to the top-shelf work of Stephen Maher and Glen McGregor of Postmedia News, under our present analogy the Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein of this vote suppression scandal. Reviewing the evidence they’ve patiently assembled, can you now doubt a wide and active campaign of fraud in the 2011 election?

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Dr. Depression’s Bitter Elixir Now Available in Ontario

SOME DAYS AGO I spoke to the former Finance Minister and Prime Minister of Canada, Paul Martin, who in 1995 tabled the federal budget balancing Canada’s books. It’s become an established (and easily falsifiable) political cliché that Liberals tax and spend whilst Conservatives tidy the fiscal house. Speaking to Mr. Martin, I was reminded of the conspiracy theory that Reagan had tripled the US deficit in order to undermine the welfare state. Well, some thought it a conspiracy theory — and then David Stockman, the Office of Management and Budget Director, confirmed the supply side ruse.

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What Getting Tough on Crime is Really About

IT’S NOT EXACTLY courage-forming to see the ideologues of the Conservative Party of Canada once again lining up for a one-way ticket —  this expense to be drawn from the public purses of the provinces and territories — to the fantasy island of Getting Tough on Crime. By my count this is at least the third and maybe the fourth attempt to enact mandatory minimum legislation, previous bills having been put to rest (as often occurs) at the end of a parliamentary session.

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The Keystone Kops and the Kase for Ethical Oil

I WAS AT the infamous Portage and Main intersection of Winnipeg when I learned yesterday of US President Barack Obama’s disingenuous move to decline the Keystone XL pipeline proposal. Standing in the open air of that corner on a January morning, my only resolve was to get out of the elements and into some environment under the influence of burning fossil fuel. A current project of our species however must be to find alternatives not only to the organic muck, but this other muck of the propagandist in which we are all now thickly coated.

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The Once and Future Liberal Party of Canada

A FEW DAYS to the weekend’s Liberal policy convention, I had a conversation with the former deputy prime minister of Canada at his Ottawa home. Most of it a trip down memory lane (Herb Gray, now 80, holds the record for longest-serving Canadian MP and has a long lane indeed), we covered topics ranging from Indian residential schools to the Polish city of Lublin, only at the end turning our attention to the future of the Liberal party of Canada.

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Herman Cain and the Lessons of Bill Clinton

UPON FIRST encountering him in 1992, I detected on the Arkansas governor and would-be President an unpleasant aroma. Even now I am astonished by the high regard of the man’s verbal performances, which have always struck my ears as maudlin and second-rate. Before William Jefferson Clinton, in the parade of the over-rated and “charismatic,” we find that other infamous liberal womanizer, Mr. John Fitzgerald Camelot: and now it appears we have added to this gross patrilineage the former Mr. Godfather, Herman Cain.

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There’s much talk about debate these days, but do we even know how to do it?

WHEN I was in high school, I had the good and (even in those days) atypical experience of passing through the classroom of a teacher who held fast to the discipline of the formal debate. Looking back, I regret that I hadn’t had more of it, and I wonder to what degree today’s students are similarly deprived by a culture which mechanically genuflects before the shrine of debate while refusing to nourish the conditions which make it possible.

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Michele Bachmann’s Line Item Lord

THE DISCERNMENT of the Almighty’s will in weather is a practice of such antiquity that one may consider it a founding art, and until the early 16th century our species’ principal mode of meteorology. Much of the Old Testament is dedicated to the routine business of parsing natural disaster, for the exclusive purpose of teasing out its esoteric grammar of retribution. At the professional apex of this undertaking one finds the prophets. The Book of Amos for instance may be termed weather-centric, organized as it is around cataclysm and opening with the following pronouncement: “The words of Amos, one of the shepherds of Tekoa — what he saw concerning Israel two years before the earthquake, when Uzziah was king of Judah and Jeroboam son of Jehoash was king of Israel.”

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The Harper Government: Merchants of Death

LOOK OUT the window of my Elgin and Albert Streets office, one block south of Parliament Hill in Canada’s Capital, and you will see before you a building in part reduced to rubble. The reason is that this Government of Canada edifice contains asbestos, or as it is now more commonly known, chrysotile. Across the city and the nation, this poisonous stuff is being extirpated. And, at the same time, the current Prime Minister of Canada is actively abroad promoting its sale, in what are euphemistically termed developing countries. If that in itself is of insufficient force to turn your stomach, please do yourself the favour of reading on, for there’s more.

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John Baird Raises His Red Lantern

It appears (to me at least) that the Foreign Affairs Minister, John Baird, is learning about the world and its localized histories in public and in real-time. On the first of June, he admitted as much to Canadian Press journalist Bruce Cheadle, saying he was “hazy on the history of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.”

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The Real Losers and the Phony Winners


If you are old enough to have witnessed the not-so-distant arc of Bob Dole’s political career in real time, you will have some context for the apparent re-invention of Tim Pawlenty. You will also know the precise manner in which the Evangelical Christian right has debased the Republican primary to the current level at which it yields every four years a depressing spectacle of hypocrisy, hateful demagoguery, and anti-intellectualism.

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