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Please help me name my masterpiece

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THE OTHER DAY I was teaching my son Photoshop, and the result was my master work, above. Indeed, quite possibly one of the greatest works of our generation, when you realize that 92% of culture today is pictures of cats hasing cheezburgers and staring through ceiling holes and LOLing. There is even a website of cats that look like Hitler, although that is not so much culture as it is a reason to use the word kitler and to give Czechoslovakia a heads-up.

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Should I get a cat?

THERE I WAS, puttering around the compound in my David Johns Casual—named after the preferred around-the-house stylings of uncle Dave throughout my childhood.

I call this sartorial triumph the "Dave Johns Casual." My uncle is basically the King Edward VII of rocking this look

I call this sartorial triumph the “Dave Johns Casual.” My uncle is basically the King Edward VII of rocking this look

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